sPreadiNg sTupidiTy
signs..In a Public Toilet :
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat :
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES : PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHTGOES OUT
In a London department store :
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office :
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK ORFURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office :
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop :
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOURWIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window :
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park :
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference :
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field :
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULLCHARGES.
Message on a leaflet :
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door :
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
enuff said .. *shakes head*